QUESTIONS OF LIFE?

After watching the lunar eclipse a few nights ago I began to ponder life questions. Why is the moon gray? Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? If you choke a smurf what color does it turn? Which came first the chicken or the egg? Why do the call oranges, oranges, and not call lemons yellows? How old do you have to be before its considered that you died of old age? If no one buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Can you cry under water? If we evolved from monkeys and apes why are there still monkeys and apes on the earth? Why was the show called unsolved mysteries? If they were solved they wouldnt be mysteries. Why did sally sell sea shells by the seashore if you can just pick them up for free? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Why do we say we are head over heels when we are happy? Isn't that the way we always are? How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? Is eating a mermaid considered canabalism? If the pope goes to the bathroom is it considered "holy crap"? Can a teacher give a homeless child homework? Why do they put braile dots on the buttons at a drive up ATM? Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Why does a dog get mad if you blow in his face, but the moment you get in the car he wants his head out the window? Maybe one day we can solve all of lifes mysteries.